Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Odd quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

If everyone really is out to get you, are you still paranoid?  -- Will Smith

T-shirt slogan worn to my counseling session:

When I snap 
You'll be the first to go

Out of my mind
Please leave a message

Gone to find myself
If I get back before I do
hold me here. 


Any favorites to add......?


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

sounds like you've been in somewhat of a depressive slump ruth. you sound a bit sad and restless. ahhh well. maybe some change is in the air. i had a down day today too. anyways, just dropping by.
night!

mulderfan said...

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much room.

Before DH died I had a sign that said, "I wanted to live in the fast lane but I married a speed bump."

Thanks for the smiles, Ruth

Melissa said...

I have a song lyric that I love from a Regina Spektor song:

I have a perfect body,
but sometimes I forget.
I have a perfect body,
because my eyelashes catch my sweat.

Ruth said...

Lisa - I looked back through my emails and I hit this same slump every Mother's Day. Further I get a way from the day the better I feel. Some day it won't bother me so much.

mulderfan - Glad to send smiles your way. Best medicine I know.

Melissa - This is great. I will share it with my daughter who is also my Zumba teacher. She can really make me sweat. :)

Laurel Hawkes said...

Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Ruth said...

Thanks Laurel - One of my favorites.

Ruth said...

opened igoogle and found another one...

We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.

Winston Churchill