Silly email

This email has so many arrows on it that it is hard to say where it originated.  If I have offended some writer that would like to lay claim to this list, I will happily give you the credit and a link on my web page.  

>  >         ADULT: >         A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.  >  >         BEAUTY PARLOR: >         A place where women curl up and dye.  >  >         CANNIBAL: >         Someone who is fed up with people.  >  >         CHICKENS: >         The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.  >  >         COMMITTEE: >         A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.  >  >         DUST: >         Mud with the juice squeezed out.  >  >         EGOTIST: >         Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.  >  >         HANDKERCHIEF: >         Cold Storage.  >  >         INFLATION: >         Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.  >  >         MOSQUITO: >         An insect that makes you like flies better.  >  >         RAISIN: >         A grape with a sunburn.  >  >         SECRET: >         Something you tell to one person at a time.  >  >         SKELETON: >         A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.  >  >         TOOTHACHE:  >         The pain that drives you to extraction.  >  >         TOMORROW: >         One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.  >  >         YAWN: >         An honest opinion openly expressed.  >  >  >         And MY Personal Favorite!!  >  >         WRINKLES: >         Something other people have,  >         Similar to my character lines. >