Monday, April 11, 2011

Ever Wonder Why?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, 
large fries, and a diet coke?


Why do banks leave vault doors open and 
then chain the pens to the counters?


Why do some people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk
  in the garage?


Why do stores sell hot dogs
  in packages of ten and buns in
  packages of eight?
 


 Why do they have drive-up ATM machines 
with Braille lettering?

EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but
  darkens
our skin?


Why can't women
put on mascara with their mouth
  closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do  'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
  called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat  food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when 
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, 
is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

3 comments:

mulderfan said...

Made me smile again, Ruth!

Ruth said...

A friend sent it to me. It made me smile, too.

A said...

Why is it called the secret service is everybody knows about it?