Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke?
Why do banks leave vault doors open and
then chain the pens to the counters?
Why do some people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put useless junk
in the garage?
Why do stores sell hot dogs
in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight?
Why do they have drive-up ATM machines
with Braille lettering?
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
Why can't women
put on mascara with their mouth
closed?
closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
3 comments:
Made me smile again, Ruth!
A friend sent it to me. It made me smile, too.
Why is it called the secret service is everybody knows about it?
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