Friday, August 3, 2012

Impossibilities


IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1.   YOU can't count your hair
2.   YOU can't wash your eyes with soap        
3.   YOU can't breathe when your tongue is out
Put your tongue back in, silly. 
10 Things I know about you... 
1)  YOU are reading this 
2)  YOU are human        
3)  YOU can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4)  YOU just attempted to do it
6)  YOU are laughing inwardly at yourself 
7)  YOU have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5
8)  YOU just checked to see if there is a No. 5
9)  YOU laugh at this but don't feel bad almost everyone else does too
10) YOU are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it 
The biggest impossibility in the world is getting anything constructive done while you sit and read this type of mail... so get back to work! 

A wonderful friend sent this to me.  It's so delightful I wanted to share.  Have Fun.

1 comment:

Kara said...

Hahahaha, this really made me laugh, and yes I fell for all of them!!! Thanks for sharing it. :)