Friday, November 19, 2010

Silly email

This email has so many arrows on it that it is hard to say where it originated.  If I have offended some writer that would like to lay claim to this list, I will happily give you the credit and a link on my web page.  

>         ADULT:
>         A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. 

>         BEAUTY PARLOR:
>         A place where women curl up and dye. 

>         CANNIBAL:
>         Someone who is fed up with people. 

>         CHICKENS:
>         The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 

>         COMMITTEE:
>         A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

>         DUST:
>         Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

>         EGOTIST:
>         Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

>         Cold Storage. 

>         INFLATION:
>         Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

>         MOSQUITO:
>         An insect that makes you like flies better. 

>         RAISIN:
>         A grape with a sunburn. 

>         SECRET:
>         Something you tell to one person at a time. 

>         SKELETON:
>         A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

>         TOOTHACHE: 
>         The pain that drives you to extraction. 

>         TOMORROW:
>         One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

>         YAWN:
>         An honest opinion openly expressed. 

>         And MY Personal Favorite!! 

>         WRINKLES:
>         Something other people have, 
>         Similar to my character lines.

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