> > ADULT: > A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. > > BEAUTY PARLOR: > A place where women curl up and dye. > > CANNIBAL: > Someone who is fed up with people. > > CHICKENS: > The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. > > COMMITTEE: > A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. > > DUST: > Mud with the juice squeezed out. > > EGOTIST: > Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. > > HANDKERCHIEF: > Cold Storage. > > INFLATION: > Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. > > MOSQUITO: > An insect that makes you like flies better. > > RAISIN: > A grape with a sunburn. > > SECRET: > Something you tell to one person at a time. > > SKELETON: > A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. > > TOOTHACHE: > The pain that drives you to extraction. > > TOMORROW: > One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. > > YAWN: > An honest opinion openly expressed. > > > And MY Personal Favorite!! > > WRINKLES: > Something other people have, > Similar to my character lines. > |
My journey out of the darkness of depression. How I changed from not just surviving but thriving.
Friday, November 19, 2010
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This email has so many arrows on it that it is hard to say where it originated. If I have offended some writer that would like to lay claim to this list, I will happily give you the credit and a link on my web page.
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