Just for fun I am posting what my friend shared on Facebook.....some of these have been around for eons. Enjoy.....please note, I do not agree 100% of these statements. May need to do a debunking post.
Advice From An Old Farmer
Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
If you love someone tell them, every chance you get.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled.Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.You cannot unsay a cruel word.Every path has a few puddles.The best sermons are lived, not preached.Don’t judge folks by their relatives.Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.Don‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. (One of my favorites.)Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.