Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Christmas Carols

I love Christmas Carols.  A few favorites.

Silent Monks Singing Halleluja
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU


Opera Company "Hallelujah!" Random Act of Culture 


2.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE&feature=related

 Ten Amusing Christmas Carols For the Psychologically Challenged

  1. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are ...
  2. Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
  3. Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas.
  4. Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Us.
  5. Narcissistic Personality Disorder - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me.
  6. Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why.
  7. Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House.
  8. Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
  9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy oooh look at the-it's snowing-can I have a chocolate-why is France so far away?
  10. Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
 If anyone asks, yes, I have a twisted sense of humor.  I also believe firmly that is no fun being crazy if I can't have fun with it.  


    4 comments:

    mulderfan said...

    Love the weekly scriptures you post!

    So, it turns out, Santa wasn't the 1st one to have a naughty and nice list! "Butter and honey shall he eat, that he may know to refuse the evil, and choose the good." ~Isaiah 7:15

    Beware narcs!

    Ruth said...

    I like that part too.

    Anonymous said...

    LOL! That was fun. ~LH

    Ruth said...

    From a Reader:

    More Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged!
    Schizo: "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
    Paranoid: "Santa claus is Coming to Get Me!"
    Mania: "Deck the Halls & Walls & House & Lawns & Streets & Office & Kitchen....."
    Obsessive: "Jingle Bell Bell Bell Bell Bell"
    Passive-aggressive: "On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me & Then Took it Away"
    Have a fundaMENTALLY Merry Christmas!